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1 labman57  Sun, Dec 8, 2013 10:35:37am

We are the Tea Party movement. Our goals:

1. Take back the country, because we refuse to be associated with it so long as that black, foreign-born, socialist Muslim is living in the White House.

2. Return to the values and tenets of our Founding Fathers. If they wanted Civil Rights Acts in America, why did so many own slaves? If they believed that women and ethnic minorities should be able to vote, then why didn’t they include these rights in their final draft of the U.S. Constitution?

3. Destroy “ObamaCare”, because the government has no business regulating the private health care insurance industry. And because the government has no right to kill grandma. That’s the job of your HMO or PPO. And by the way, keep your filthy hands off my Medicare coverage!

4. Create a smaller government, because the feds have no business telling Americans what do to … unless you’re gay, or you need an abortion, or you wish to obtain contraceptives.

5. Demonstrate our support for the health and well-being of women … by greatly reducing affordable access to breast cancer screenings and other preventative health care resources, … by defining rape and any ensuing pregnancy as an “act of God”, … by defunding programs dealing with domestic violence against women, … and by requiring women to “spread them” and provide a womb with a view for Uncle Sam.

6. Deny the impact of human activity on climate change. Because everyone knows that if global warming is real, it’s simply “God’s will”.

7. Make Christianity the official religion and English the official language of the United States, because native English-speaking, Christian folks are the only truly patriotic Americans.

8. Destroy labor unions, because besides the 40-hour work week, paid vacation time, workers’ compensation, sick days, overtime pay, regulations regarding workplace health and safety conditions, health benefits, pension plans, etc. … what have they ever done for the typical American wage earner?

9. Stop spending so much money! Except when we need to invade another country that pisses us off. Or if it’s done to support programs and policies that help to further our own political agendas.

10. Reduce the deficit … at the same time that we’re gonna give kickbacks to the lobbyists and huge tax breaks to all of those corporations and ultra-wealthy individuals that helped to finance our little “party”.

11. Embrace an economic scorched earth policy approach to reducing the national debt. Because if Congress refuses to eliminate Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security, we’ll do everything in our power to destroy the economic viability of the nation. Negotiation and compromise is not in our repertoire — It’s our way or the highway.

12. To demonstrate our commitment to our sacred U.S. Constitution, we strive to eliminate those Amendments that conflict with our ideology and simply ignore other sections that we find inconvenient to honor.

13. To demonstrate our patriotic love for this nation, we propose to secede from the Union.

14. And if you won’t let us attain our goals by electing us to office … well, we can always resort to “Second Amendment remedies”.

Any questions?

2 Skip Intro  Sun, Dec 8, 2013 10:47:03am
7. Make Christianity the official religion and English the official language of the United States, because native English-speaking, Christian folks are the only truly patriotic Americans.

Now you’ve got to be careful with this one, or we might end up with the “Christianity” Pope Marxist I preaches.

The only safe bet is to go with the version preached by people like Reverend Billy Joe Bilbo who went to one of the only true Bible Colleges, all of which reside in the Deep South.

3 jvic  Sun, Dec 8, 2013 11:33:51am

re: #2 Skip Intro

Now you’ve got to be careful with this one, or we might end up with the “Christianity” Pope Marxist I preaches.

It’s time to get back to good old-fashioned traditional 100% Americanism: no Negroes, Catholics, or Jews.

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4 CriticalDragon1177  Sun, Dec 8, 2013 12:13:28pm

re: #3 jvic

LOL

Let’s not forget the Irish or the Chinese while we’re at it.

5 Skip Intro  Sun, Dec 8, 2013 12:54:41pm

re: #4 CriticalDragon1177

LOL

Let’s not forget the Irish or the Chinese while we’re at it.

Or Wops, Krauts, and Poles.

Let’s just make this simple. If you can’t track your ancestry back to the Mayflower, you’re just and American Second Class (or worse if you’re melanin enriched).

No voting for you, and only True Americans will be allowed to decide what rights, if any, apply to you.

6 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Dec 8, 2013 4:33:25pm

Why someone from South Carolina would want another Civil War is beyond me, given how bad the first one was for South Carolina.

Youtube Video

7 CriticalDragon1177  Sun, Dec 8, 2013 5:12:15pm

re: #6 Dark_Falcon

Like I said, He doesn’t sound too “bright”


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